DefiantRadiance

Well guys, my Easter was like no Easter I have ever had in my entire life. There was no egg hunt, no kids to mess around with, and no other family besides my Father, my little Sister, and Me. My father invited over my sister's friend, and his friend, while he was at work. They arrived much earlier than planned so I sat on the couch all awkward like hiding in a blanket because I was not even dressed yet, I felt rather awkward in that situation. When Dad finally got off work later that night we had a bonfire, bye bye Christmas tree. My father lit the Christmas tree on fire, such spirit for the holidays huh? Haha. After the bonfire, they soon le

Well, today, started out pretty normal, and trust me world, I'm very far from normal lol. I actually slept all night for once, which is pretty much impossible for somebody like me to accomplish, so a round of applause for that one! Woke up at hmm.. around seven or so in the morning, and stared at the ceiling telling myself to get up from my warm cozy bed and pull pants on, but of course I didn't, that's just me. Telling myself to do something and then doing the complete opposite of what I just told 'Myself' to do. Anyways, yeah, my friend just came barging into my room, and here I am, in bed, with no pants on, so that made me feel awkward, an

Me: What did you rig that shake with??? Mommy: Oh nothing much, Ice cream, malt, coco...and an extra strong powdered Laxative. Me: What the hell mom, you put LAXATIVE!?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? Mommy: I bet it's the chicken fighting back. Me: What chicken? The Mcdonalds chicken? Mommy: That's what happens when you eat McShitz. Me: did you seriously put Laxatives on that shake? Mommy: Lmao no Me: DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! Mommy: Lol you should know better, I was just messing. Me: DON'T MESS WITH ME LIKE THAT WOMAN!!! I'll Poop in your pillow! Mommy: Lol, bring it, and I'll shit in your boots. Me:  Stepping in poop isn't all t